[Looks down] Picture Fear not, for the beauty of the ageing central two dudes is there for all to see in a clear transfer of this movie to disc. Well, we want somethin' for our mental anguish. What are the references to Kevin Smith's other work? You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Packed. Jay: What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax COMMANDER! That's beautiful, man. [ready to act but haven't heard "Action"] Jay: Audio Commentary One Director Kevin Smith is joined by co-star Jason Mewes and producer Scott Mosier for a commentary that's a banal waste of disc space. Would you stop saying that? [regarding the Bluntman and Chronic movie], Randal Graves: Your friend's a fucking clown shoe, you know that? Jay: And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. P.S. Kevin Smith's venerable supporting characters, Jay and Silent Bob, get their own starring vehicle with the curiously titled "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", and the results are -- to borrow Smith . Sorry, Justice. And you've both got your own monkey. Chaka: He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. [Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son]. The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. Whillenholly: She has a nice voice, too. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Willenholly arrives to capture the pair, but Justice protects them, admitting the CLIT organization was only a diversion. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Banky: An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven.An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. The movie is also available to rent or purchase from prices starting at $3.99 from DirecTV, Google Play, YouTube, Redbox, iTunes, Vudu and the Mircosoft Store. Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. Mua-ha-ha-ha! Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. It's either this or jail. You know, Lunchbox she could be the one. Go to hell, Pacey! I don't really wanna die. Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! [while masturbating to donkey / girl porn] Willenholly: [his first words] . Two-disc set. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Here's your coffee sir, booger-free. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. This not only ties into the bad writing, but ALSO the bad acting and bad directing. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back DVD (2001) Reviewed by Almar Haflidason: . Look, man. Gus? [Jay and Silent Bob run in and grab the monkey]. Jay: Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. 104 min. Girls like that kinda shit. Oh, that Affleck! Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Justice: Comedy Central's Reel Comedy "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" -21+ minute look at the film, including clips from it, behind the scenes footage and interviews. [singing] (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) I get no stains in my undies. What is your damage, little boy. It may be a laugh-free wasteland for the rest of us, but Jay and Silent Bob scavengers will find some meagre scraps to forage for if they have several hours to spare. Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Shannon Elizabeth, Ali Larter, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, Jason Lee, "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" film review, The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites. Jay's Mother: Steve-Dave Pulasti: This quiz is based SOLELY on the movie, not on any extra scenes that may be found on the DVD. Jay: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Alternate Versions Showing all 4 items The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Well, look at these morose motherfuckers right here. Duck, pie fucker! What the fuck are you bitches babbling about? Great. And on that note, we cue the music. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. [getting into the van] They put those guys in a bunch of movies. . 1 Continuity mistake: During the shootout at the end, J and SB are hiding behind the car and a shot pierces the car between their heads. Whether ambitious thematically, ("Dogma", "Chasing Amy"), or outright comedy, ("Mallrats"), the movies as a whole were less satisfactory than their many very funny parts. So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? Looks like somebody shit in their cereal Bong. Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. As nasty as you want to be, papi. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. We gotta bust up some people who were calling us names on the internet, even thought they're not really talking about us but characters based on us, and at the same time find my ex-girlfriend-who-was-killed-by-a-car-explosion's monkey. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, . Be smooth. An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. You the man. Varse Sarabande released the original score by James L. Venable. Silent Bob shakes his head]. Fuckin' smokin'! [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. Stealing, boning, blowing shit up, and now you're like this little priss with a conscience. Oh, you like that, MULE. Jay: When it comes down to business, this is what I do. Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? That's pretty funny. Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. Who'd pay to see that? Angel Jay: Oh, "Chasing Amy"? I AM THE C.L.I.T. Miramax? Brent: Another appearance by the "Two packs of wraps" kids. This article's plot summary may be too long or excessively detailed. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Holy shit, dude. Oh, Hi, I'm Jay and this is my hetero-life-mate, Silent Bob. / Rollin' blunts and smokin' Jay: Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which are shown on the DVD, they include: Viewers of the R1 DVD version who choose the French language option see a different version of the opening credits, with French text substituted, though the title of the film remains in English. Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. Now we can finally solve the mystery of the hitchhiking ghouls. Whillenholly: .mw-parser-output .citation{word-wrap:break-word}.mw-parser-output .citation:target{background-color:rgba(0,127,255,0.133)}^ According to Ethan Alter of Film Journal International, Smith did not intend to make another View Askewniverse film upon completion of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, but only decided to do so several years later, following the unsuccessful release of Jersey Girl.[27]. ", "Smith Strikes it Rich with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Also, "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin", "Jay and Silent Bob's Creator Plots DVDs", "Little-Seen Kevin Smith Film Bows Same Day as Silent Bob", "Original Soundtrack - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Some bad, bad news concerning me and GLAAD", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Filming Locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&oldid=1139191725, This page was last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43. Region: 2Chapters: 18Ratio: 2.35:1 (anamorphic)Sound: Dolby Digital 5.1Technical Features: Scene selection, animated menus, and English captions for the hearing impaired. When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. [exasperated] I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? Gay, straight it's all the same now. Oh shit! Holden: Jay: That monkey shot me in the ass and paralyzed me! She doesn't want to go back to the lab. Taste the booger flavor. In prison, he'll be the pie. James Van Der Beek: Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Jay: . Hooker #1: Jay: Actually, there's a funny story behind that. You know it, but a Jay and Silent Bob movie? "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Jules Asner: Tell 'em Steve-Dave. Did you ever get to 3rd base with her? Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Your Momma's going to try to score. Jay: . What are you, fucking retarded? The monkey will spank us! I mean, I don't think I'm alone in the world in imagining this flick may be the worst idea since Greedo shooting first. How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. They've got a monkey in there? I didn't think so. On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes the film has an approval rating of 52% based on 151 reviews, with an average rating of 5.60/10. Reg Hartner: Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Remind me to renew that restraining order. Scribd is the world's largest social reading and publishing site. [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] / Fifteen bucks, little man, / Put that shit in my hand, / If that money doesn't show, / Then you owe me, owe me, owe, / My jungle love, yeah, / Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe, / I think I want to know ya, know ya, / Yeah, what? Good luck! Additionally, Wes Craven, Jules Asner, Steve Kmetko, Gus Van Sant, Jason Biggs, James Van Der Beek, Shannen Doherty, and Morris Day all appear as themselves. Where we taking it from, Gus? Jay and Silent Bob Reboot R 2019, Comedy, 1h 35m 64% Tomatometer 42 Reviews 93% Audience Score 500+ Verified Ratings What to know critics consensus Fan-focused to a fault, Jay & Silent Bob. 42 deleted Scenes with Intros by Kevin Smith and guests "Why Movies Cost So Much: Comicon Gag Reel" with intro Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash with intros: - "Judd Nelson" [to infant Jay] Suzanne is abducted by a Hollywood animal acting agency, and Jay and Silent Bob arrive in Hollywood. Jay: Be Don Juan de la Nooch. Come on, Silent Bob. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? Dante Hicks and Randal Graves (Clerks) put a restraining order on Jay and Silent Bob, finally fed up with their drug dealing antics outside the Quick Stop and RST Video after the duo tell a pair of teenagers that Dante and Randal were married in a Star Wars themed wedding. Oh, shit, It understood us! Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. I miss dating a lesbian. Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? Sheriff: Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Oh sweet irony! Chaka: Okay, play it cool, hot shot. What a motherfucker, man! Jay's Mother: When they get to the Miramax lot, they find themselves in the background of an E! Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a film. Do they say who's fuckin' playing us in the movie? I thought that was a 10-82. Un-ban us. Learn the surprising story with this compact guide. Watch the language, little boy! Ben Affleck: It's the new millennium. Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. The site's critical consensus reads, "Fans can expect a good laugh as the cast from Smith's previous films reunite for Jay and Silent Bob's last bow. Walt "Fanboy" Grover: Thank you again and enjoy the show. Five hours and not a single ride. , none of you little fucks out there. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Available on HBO Max Much like how the solo movies in the MCU eventually lead to a team-up Avengers movie, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back feels like the culmination of the entire View Askewniverse up to that point. And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-fucking Brady Bunch go. Get the fuck off her. Damn, these white boys can't fight. No the clit is real. Originally intended to be the last film set in the Askewniverse, or to feature Jay and Silent Bob, Strike Back features many characters from the previous Askew films, some in dual roles and/or reprising roles from the previous four entries. Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. James Van Der Beek: It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was released on VHS and on a two-disc DVD in the Dimension Collector's Series on February 26, 2002. But it was better than "Mallrats". Customer at Quick Stop: Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Quick Stop Groceries - 58 Leonard Avenue, Leonardo, New Jersey, USA. Gus Van Sant: [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. This is a site populated by militant movie buffs: sad, pathetic little bastards living in their parents' basement downloading scripts and what they think is inside information about movies and actors they claim to despise yet can't stop discussing. The only mystery here is why we take our cues from a dick in a neckerchief! Take sex for example. Don't be so suburban. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult-favorite Clerks. Holden: Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. Not this little fuck. Whillenholly: What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Fred: Whillenholly: Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Jay: The scene cuts to the audience leaving the theater, having just watched the Bluntman and Chronic movie, to poor reception. Teen #2: Chaka's Production Assistant: Chrissy: Missy: Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . There are no inadequacies. What am I, blind? All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Jason Biggs: [7][8] From February to June 2019, Smith additionally re-adapted the plot of the film to the character of Mindy McCready / Hit-Girl in the relaunched Image comic book series, titled Hit-Girl: The Golden Rage of Hollywood, with Dave Lizewski filling the role of Banky Edwards.[9]. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. Whillenholly: The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Now how do *you* like *them apples*? [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Whillenholly: Will you fuck me when you get out? 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I'm gonna finger-bang her tight little asshole / Finger-bang and tea-bag my balls / Where, where, in her mouth / Balls a-plenty in her mouth / Balls Balls Sweaty Balls. 2hr. Matt Damon: Oh, you're the executive producer. What if there's more supermonkeys up at that lab? Nothing. [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Randal Graves: Technically, the DVDs are good, just as you'd expect from Buena Vista. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. [James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs are being arrested by mistake].
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