(Believe me, though, you never want to see me driveI get easily distracted by clouds and signs saying FREE KITTIES!kitties are hugablebut if you hug themthey'll scratch your eyes outso then you have to hiss at them and establish dominencebut kitties don't like thateven though dogs dobut kitties are obviously not dogseven though they are fuzzy.) Won't that be fun? Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. No, we got the greatest family outing of all. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? Number Ten: This is the list that never ends. You could be floating out in empty space, conjuring nice little fantasies to relieve the monotony of being the only living being! Oh, and I would like to mention to my *snicker* LOYAL fans that this Longest Text Ever DOES get updated at least once a week, so please, please, please, PLEASE do not read this once, in one sitting and then leave forever, and ever and ever! Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. i called home, and waited another hour for my ridetraffic to the school was one way. Wasn't it super? I'm leaving. But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. And I can't think of anything else to do. Plus, I am horrible at spelling. That made little sense. The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. We thank you! No matter how long and twisted they get, they do not wilt, wither, or drag; they run river-like, turning around in asides, outraging themselves and doubling and tripling back. "a pokemon game. Would they dry into raisins? While she writes every day, shes also devoted to her own creative outletEmma hand-draws illustrations and is currently learning 2D animation. That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! *blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. The number of licks, I mean. Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. That's right, folks. And I only took the quiz once, too. Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. Oh, by the way, I noticed that whenever I use spell-check, my stupid computer turns the word probley into to word problem. i couldn't hear it because someone had put the speakers facing the audience. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. It's not fair! MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. So far this is nowhere near the world record. Hello, everyone! No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. Can a senile person write? Which fits the motif of the rest of the site. Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. You don't have the best life of your counterparts, but you don't have the worst either. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. I gave him cupcakes, and presents, and did everything I could to befriend him! Why bother asking? *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. Today's rant is a panic rant. Speaking of food, what's up with pie? *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. You expect far to much of the inanimate world. Remember: if the show sucks, it's their fault, not ours! I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. And not so pissed at my weird family. It's pushing down on me, squishing my spine. Seeya. What's that. Sometimes, it is lazy. We accept PayPal, Venmo (@openculture), Patreon and Crypto! Originally from Northern Ireland, she is an artist now based in Berlin. I admit it. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to". from graduation. GeeI wish I'd thought of that sooner. All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. I can just see it nowan organization devoted not to feeding the hungry, or peace, or love or whatever, but to giving recognition to all those poor, pathetic, unpopular websites. *sniffle* I just want to have some FREAKIN' variety in my daily grind, you know? I'm backand it's several hours later. I sure am. Okay. And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. Ice cream trucks! HOLY WAX! Kennedy?" Login Sign up. Humor the crazy person, okay? The movie ends with him in a coma. That's how I knew it's name, picture and what it did. "Traditionally, the longest sentence in English Literature has been said to be a sentence in Ullyses by James Joyce, which clocks in at 4,391 words. The World's Longest Sentence (5237 words) by Mark Virtue (1980, aged 15) Once upon a while back there was an ambitious contortionist who made up his mind he would try to conquer the twenty-seventh highest dead volcano on Neptune, with his tongue secretly hiding behind his overweight postman's Swedish Hi-Fi set and the shoelaces of his Persian . That's right, a sword! I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. Sentences can be made arbitrarily long in various ways. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. If that happens, then no one will read this. Longest Sentence By Rebecca Jones, Arts Correspondent. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! WARNING: Leave food sit in an open, well-venilated spot for a week before eating. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? How did you do that. AhhhI see your confusion! Add comment. In return for not taking the easy route, he gains a power in the more or less real world. This is one of the weirdest sites: or your money back! Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. You could be the figment of someone else's dream. 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. Geee.that is comforting. What's really fun is to translate an English saying, like out of sight, out of mind. That just sounds nifty! After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. How do you know I even exist? You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! The number of characters in the longest word is also shown. Oh, yeah! Okayon to: #2 You can get out of practically anything by saying: a)It's against my religion b)I'm allergic to that. I have three very hard academic classes. Just like a real psychologist. If that's not a vast conspiracy, then nothing on this Earth is. Then I realized that the buldozer already HAD been invented. Who am I kidding? I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. Does it serve an obvious purpose? Here, topic, topic, topic! What if, eventually, Earth's gravity get's very very strong, and we all imploud from the squishyness? What kind of reasoning is that? There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? This has been a public service announcment. No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. *smiles brightly* And apparantly delusional! Soair pressure can be a good thing. I'm going. My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. You are deviousI give you that. That's the sixth time I've said back! (and redundancy!) And why do I even care? Entire novels hundreds of pages long have been written in one sentence in other languages. but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. And don't even get me started on earrings. Get the best cultural and educational resources delivered to your inbox. Suprised? Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids. *let the panic begin! As long as you don't mind a few more couch potatoes. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. America? Good-bye. Any use thereof that is not stated in the above mentioned statement would make the author, hereby referred to as Patron Saint of Paper Clips, very angry. And then the quality will rise. I've seen it. You're still here. It would make no sense. *g8ggles* bye. Make your wife happy by sending her any of these romantic long paragraphs here. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! Seeya. Even if I put it in a less chaotic, more user-friendly format people would still ignore this because it involves: reading. See, very weird. about my site, and called me weird. OkayI admit it. HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. That's right! The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. These people have obviously suffered major brain damage from their prolonged exposure to the sun. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkner 's 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! Of course, you also end life by sneezing, eating, sleeping, and watching T.V. What do you think, Hypothetical Reader? I know a topic! Sothe plan is going to fail. I'm completly and totally addicted. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. My entire family is weird. My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. It doesn't matter. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. I'm going, you're on you're own! Good. I learned this from my calculator. That's why I like fast-food salt. I wonder why anyone would read this? It's really stressfull. Yes, that's right. You see, I periodically read the longest text ever to check the constant downward spiral of my sanity. I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. 4 min ago None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. This annoyed my mother further, untill she asked, no, demanded that my father turn the car around so that we could go home. Who would have thought I have this much free time? I hope I remember doing this. Nowadays, postmodern fiction writers such as John Barth are still influenced by Faulkners run-on technique. Back to the present. I don't think there actually are any. Number Seven: I could drive people crazy. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. That's the point you're trying to get across? The winner not only gets the million-dollar prize, they get the chance to produce the show they created. I thought you were gonna stay here and keep me company?! become not entertained, the Patron Saint of Paper Clips will be forced to take drastic measures. Why am I writing? If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow. And "Mr. Owl" replies "OneTwooThree! I know where you are right now! And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". Wellseeya! Well, you can't possibly have more time than I do. Anywaythat was my family vacation rant. There are not enough words in the English language to describe the sheer coolness of the fight choreography, special effects and the plot. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. I don't WANT to do the same thing for an entire year. Because I have nothing else to do right now. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. This highly experimental and abstract piece was published in a series of volumes beginning in 2007, with the final 19 volumes being published in 2008. How could you? Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! The reason I have to get up at 6 something is that III ride the bus to school. Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. You complete me in all ways. I'm back. All the good possibilities effectivly cancel out the bad ones, leaving the sum total of you and your counterparts experiences as nothing. Well, too bad! In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. Hey, where are you going?! As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. For, you seemy life long goal has been fufilled*anticipatory silence*THERE ACTUALLY IS GRAPE PIE!!!! All of Faulkners modernist contemporaries, including of course Joyce, Wolff, and Beckett, mastered the use of run-ons, to different effect. There was a sample essay online. OkayI can do it. The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. This is just a pointless excursive in spelling errors and grammatical imprecision. And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. Outside your body. *waits for readers to become insanely jealous* Yep, that's right, a bar with a pool table! Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. Not my family! Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. Now is the time to mourn the loss of one of my most loyal readers (I think she's read the entire thing one time, which is more than anyone else has done so far) She has been banned from accesing any portion of the Internet, do to reasons that must remain confidental due to security reasons. Girls began wearing skimpier, and skimpier bathing suits. I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. Not only that, but how do you know that YOU actually exist? Time for another boring disclaimer!!!!!!! Later that day, she decided we were NOT going north, we were going south to a beach resort. However, I am currently content to just sit here and type. Minerals added for a pure, fresh taste." *pauses* Oh. SHE has to get up at 6:11 to put on make-up, do her hair and basically annoy the heck out of me. So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? It's not like I have anything better to do. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. Well, I better leave before I go on and on about more "reality" theories. This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. Oh, guess what? If you you don't have time to waste, what are you doing here?!!! Oooootime for today's topic. You cannot judge them simply because they have no apparant function. BYE!!! Or his mom did. And throughly pissed off at my school system in general. I have checked the email from {name of the person} and will contact you. I'm back. The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! This morning, my Mom came home from work. And absolutly NO air-pressure. So my goal changed from surviving to laughing evilly while my character died. Experience vague, pain-like sensations when you're not paying attention) This has been a public service announcement.
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